Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
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Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂
Some home decorations are beautiful. Some are useful.
And then there's this donkey.
Meet the Cheeky Donkey Tissue Holder— a ridiculously funny plush-style donkey with giant ears, a smug little grin and one truly unforgettable feature.
When someone needs a tissue, they have to pull it straight from the donkey's backside.
Yes, really. That's the joke. And it's hilarious.
This Donkey Has Absolutely No Manners.
Most tissue boxes sit quietly on a table and mind their business.
This guy has other plans.
Put him on your coffee table and wait for someone to notice. First comes the confused look. Then the laugh.
And when they finally need a tissue? That's when the real fun begins.
Yes. The Tissues Really Come Out of His Butt.
The best part isn't just how ridiculous he looks.
It's that the joke is part of how you use him.
A tissue-dispensing opening is positioned at the rear, just beneath his fluffy tail.
Pull out a tissue whenever you need one, and enjoy the most unnecessarily funny way to wipe your nose.
Tissues dispense through the donkey's backside for a cheeky surprise.
An access opening beneath the body allows compatible tissues to be placed inside.
Keeps tissues within reach while adding personality to your room.
That Face Says He Knows Exactly What He's Doing.
Look at those ridiculous eyebrows. Those oversized ears. And that smug, sideways smile.
This donkey isn't trying to be innocent.
Its gray plush body, cream-colored muzzle, dark mane and fluffy tail create an adorable character with a mischievous personality.
The soft-looking textured surface gives the donkey the charm of a cuddly plush decoration, even when it isn't being used for tissues.
Because sometimes you just need something silly to make the room smile.
All the Charm of a Plush Donkey. Absolutely None of the Good Manners.
There's Always Room for a Little Humor.
You don't need a special occasion to enjoy this cheeky little donkey.
The Living Room
Set him on a coffee table and wait for guests to figure out what he does.
The Home Office
Keep tissues nearby with a ridiculous little companion that brightens the workday.
The Holiday Party
Let everyone discover the joke during a Christmas get-together or funny gift exchange.
The Gift That Nobody Sees Coming.
Every group has that one friend.
The person who tells the worst jokes, laughs the loudest and always brings the funniest gift.
This donkey was practically made for them.
Bring him to a White Elephant exchange, Secret Santa party, office gift swap or funny housewarming celebration.
The real surprise comes when someone discovers where the tissues go.
Here's What Makes This Little Donkey Different.
It's a novelty plush-style decoration with a real tissue-dispensing function. The cheeky face and rear tissue opening are what make it memorable.
The original listing does not confirm exact measurements, fiber composition, a universal tissue size or whether refill tissues are included.
Yep, We Know What You're Wondering.
A few useful things about the donkey, the tissues and the joke.
Do tissues really come out of the donkey's butt?
Yes. The rear tissue-dispensing opening is a functional part of the design. That's what makes this donkey so funny.
Is it a working tissue holder or just a plush toy?
It's both a humorous plush-style decoration and a functional tissue holder.
How do I refill the tissues?
The product imagery shows a refill access opening beneath the body. Insert suitable tissues and guide the first sheet through the rear dispensing opening. Follow any instructions provided with the item.
Does it fit any standard tissue box?
Tissue box dimensions and refill formats vary. Universal compatibility is not confirmed. Check the actual refill opening and available space before use.
Are tissues included?
The public product information does not clearly confirm the inclusion of refill tissues. Please check the current package contents before ordering.
What material is the donkey made from?
The product is described as having a soft plush-style body. The exact fiber composition and filling are not specified.
Is this only for Christmas?
No. Although it makes a funny Christmas gag gift, the donkey can be displayed all year round.
Does one order include multiple donkeys?
One single-item purchase includes one donkey tissue holder. You can choose a larger quantity if desired.
Is it a good gift for White Elephant parties?
Yes. Its cheeky humor and functional tissue opening make it a fun choice for adult gift exchanges and friends who enjoy irreverent jokes.
Life's Too Short for Boring Tissue Boxes.
A ridiculous grin. Two oversized ears. One fluffy backside. And the funniest place to pull a tissue.
Bring this cheeky donkey home or give your funniest friend a gift they'll never forget.