{"product_id":"⚓-muff-diver™-naughty-deep-sea-diver-whiskey-decanter-with-sexy-pin-up-legs-premium-collectors-gift-box-🔥","title":"⚓🥃 MUFF DIVER™ – Naughty Deep-Sea Diver Whiskey Decanter with Sexy Pin-Up Legs \u0026 Premium Collector's Gift Box 🔥","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e #mfd-lp, #mfd-lp * {   box-sizing: border-box; }  #mfd-lp {   --navy: #102735;   --dark: #10202a;   --deep: #071923;   --teal: #174753;   --gold: #ca9856;   --brightgold: #edc789;   --cream: #fff8ee;   --paper: #f2e9da;   --ink: #322b27;   --muted: #6c625a;    width: 100%;   overflow: hidden;   background: var(--cream);   color: var(--ink);   font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;   line-height: 1.65;   -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; }  #mfd-lp h2, #mfd-lp h3, #mfd-lp p, #mfd-lp figure {   margin: 0;   padding: 0; }  #mfd-lp h2, #mfd-lp h3, #mfd-lp .mfd-serif {   font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; }  #mfd-lp a {   text-decoration: none; }  #mfd-lp img {   display: block;   width: 100%; 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  }    #mfd-lp .mfd-hero-title {     font-size: 34px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-heading {     font-size: 28px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-benefit b {     font-size: 11px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-benefit small {     font-size: 10px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-detail-card {     padding: 15px 12px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-detail-card h3 {     font-size: 16px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-compare-card h3 {     font-size: 15px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-compare-card {     padding: 17px 10px;   }    #mfd-lp .mfd-buy-box {     padding: 24px 16px;   } }  @media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce) {   #mfd-lp * {     transition: none !important;   } } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"mfd-lp\"\u003e \u003c!-- 01 HERO --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-hero\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-hero-intro\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           ⚓ VINTAGE DEEP-SEA COLLECTION         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-hero-title\"\u003e           A Little Naughty.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eA Lot of Personality.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-hero-sub\"\u003e           Meet the whiskey decanter           that takes nautical adventure,           vintage charm, and a cheeky           sense of humor to a whole           new depth.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-hero-photo\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"MUFF DIVER vintage diver whiskey decanter promotional poster\" fetchpriority=\"high\" height=\"1100\" loading=\"eager\" src=\"https:\/\/kelovixla.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_08386115-4ae2-4d99-a609-99a7cf1fa63f.png?v=1792217464\u0026amp;width=1100\" width=\"1100\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-hero-bottom\"\u003e \u003cp\u003e           “Some treasures are worth           diving a little deeper for.” 😉         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003ca class=\"mfd-btn\" href=\"#mfd-buy\"\u003e           ⚓ EXPLORE THE DEEP →         \u003c\/a\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-hero-pills\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eVintage Diver Style\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePin-Up Humor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCollector's Gift Box\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 02 QUICK HIGHLIGHTS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-benefits\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit-icon\"\u003e⚓\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cb\u003eVintage Nautical\u003c\/b\u003e \u003csmall\u003eOld-school diving style\u003c\/small\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit-icon\"\u003e😉\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cb\u003eCheeky Design\u003c\/b\u003e \u003csmall\u003eA joke beneath the surface\u003c\/small\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-benefit-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cb\u003eGift-Worthy\u003c\/b\u003e \u003csmall\u003eCollector-style presentation\u003c\/small\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 03 STORY --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-story\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e         FOR THOSE WHO APPRECIATE A GOOD JOKE       \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003e         This Is Not Your\u003cbr\u003e         Grandpa's Decanter.       \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e         At first glance, it's a classic         deep-sea diving helmet.         Look a little closer...         Yes, those really are         red high heels! 😂       \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp style=\"margin-top:15px;\"\u003e         MUFF DIVER™ turns a playful         double meaning into a distinctive         nautical-themed collectible         that's made to get people talking.       \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-story-quote\"\u003e         Dive deeper. Discover the joke.       \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-rule\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 04 PRODUCT AND GIFT BOX --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-section mfd-showcase\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           NOT JUST ANOTHER BAR ACCESSORY         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           One Look.\u003cbr\u003e           Endless Conversation.         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-text\"\u003e           A two-tier deep-sea diver design,           playful pin-up legs,           and an ornate nautical base           create a centerpiece           that's impossible to overlook.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- PRODUCT IMAGE 01 --\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"mfd-img\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"MUFF DIVER two-tier diver decanter with red heels and collector gift box\" height=\"1100\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/kelovixla.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_b2792d2e-7c41-4aaf-80fb-7d05ca4fbe1d.png?v=1792217464\u0026amp;width=1100\" width=\"1100\"\u003e \u003c\/figure\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-standout\"\u003e \u003ch3\u003e           A Dive into the Unexpected         \u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e           From its diving helmet silhouette           to its dramatic red heels,           this design blends retro humor           with richly styled maritime decor.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-tags\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eTwo-Tier Design\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eAntique Brass Look\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eRed High Heels\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNautical Gift Box\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 05 NEW DETAIL IMAGE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-section mfd-detail-area\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           TAKE A CLOSER LOOK         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           It's All in\u003cbr\u003e           the Details.         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-text\"\u003e           There's more to discover           than the playful first impression.           Explore the design,           from the decorative top           to the sculpted ocean base.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- NEW PRODUCT IMAGE 04 --\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"mfd-img\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"MUFF DIVER decanter detailed view of stopper opening porthole and ocean base\" height=\"1100\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/kelovixla.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/4_d9fa4643-987a-4a76-814f-9f754fe8af26.png?v=1792217840\u0026amp;width=1100\" width=\"1100\"\u003e \u003c\/figure\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-detail-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-symbol\"\u003e🧭\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eDecorative Top\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e             Compass and nautical motifs             create an eye-catching             finishing touch.           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-symbol\"\u003e⚓\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eDouble-Tier Design\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e             Two distinct chambers             give the piece its             unusual vintage silhouette.           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-symbol\"\u003e🌊\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003eOcean-Inspired Base\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e             Sculpted waves,             rope-like patterns,             shells, and maritime details.           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-symbol\"\u003e👠\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePlayful Pin-Up Legs\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e             Glossy red heels add             the unmistakable             tongue-in-cheek twist.           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 06 HUMOR HOOK --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-quote\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-symbol\"\u003e         ⚓       \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp\u003e         “Some people explore the ocean.\u003cbr\u003e         Others have a more\u003cbr\u003e         adventurous imagination.” 😉       \u003c\/p\u003e \u003csmall\u003e         MUFF DIVER™ · EXPLORING THE UNKNOWN       \u003c\/small\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 07 LIFESTYLE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-section mfd-gift\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           A GIFT THAT GETS A REACTION         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           Finally, a Gift\u003cbr\u003e           He Won't Expect.         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-text\"\u003e           For the man who has           enough ordinary stuff,           give him something           with a little humor           and a lot of character.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- PRODUCT IMAGE 03 --\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"mfd-img\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"MUFF DIVER whiskey decanter lifestyle gift presentation in a home bar\" height=\"1100\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/kelovixla.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_0c18f000-c1cf-4fdd-9000-3f72c5912582.png?v=1792217464\u0026amp;width=1100\" width=\"1100\"\u003e \u003c\/figure\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-gift-chips\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎂 Birthday Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎄 Christmas Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🥃 Whiskey Enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e⚓ Nautical Collectors\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🏠 Home Bar Decor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Funny Gifts for Him\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-gift-note\"\u003e \u003cp\u003e           “Because the best gifts           are the ones that make           someone look twice.”         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003ca class=\"mfd-btn mfd-dark-btn\" href=\"#mfd-buy\"\u003e         🎁 CHOOSE A MEMORABLE GIFT →       \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 08 COMPARISON --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-section mfd-comparison\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           ORDINARY OR UNFORGETTABLE?         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           Why Settle for\u003cbr\u003e           Another Plain Bottle?         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-text\"\u003e           Your home bar says           something about your style.           Why not give it           a little personality?         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-compare-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-compare-card\"\u003e \u003ch3\u003e             Ordinary\u003cbr\u003e             Decanter           \u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAppearance\u003c\/strong\u003e             Traditional bottle styling           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDisplay\u003c\/strong\u003e             Simple bar accessory           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ePersonality\u003c\/strong\u003e             Usually understated           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGift Appeal\u003c\/strong\u003e             A familiar present           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-compare-card featured\"\u003e \u003ch3\u003e             MUFF\u003cbr\u003e             DIVER™           \u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAppearance\u003c\/strong\u003e             Vintage diving helmet design           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDisplay\u003c\/strong\u003e             A conversation-starting piece           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ePersonality\u003c\/strong\u003e             Cheeky nautical humor           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGift Appeal\u003c\/strong\u003e             Unexpected collector-style gift           \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 09 CUSTOMER RATINGS --\u003e \u003c!-- 10 FAQ --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-section mfd-faq\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           QUESTIONS? WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           Frequently Asked\u003cbr\u003e           Questions         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-rule\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           What does 'MUFF DIVER' mean?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           It's an adults-only,           tongue-in-cheek expression           with a suggestive double meaning.           The vintage diver design           plays on the idea of           exploring the unknown.           It's meant for grown-ups           with a playful sense of humor.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           Does it come with the           collector's gift box?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           The product is presented           as a decanter with a matching           collector-style gift box.           Please check the selected           product option and current           package details to confirm           exactly what is included.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           Is whiskey included?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           No alcoholic beverages are           included in this decorative           decanter product listing.           Glasses and other lifestyle           props are for display           unless specifically listed           as included accessories.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           How do I open the decanter?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           The illustrated design           features a decorative           top and bottle opening.           Please follow the care and           opening instructions supplied           with the finished product,           and avoid forcing           the stopper or ornamentation.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           What is its capacity and size?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           For exact capacity,           dimensions, weight, and material           specifications, please contact           our customer support team           before ordering.           Product photographs alone           are not reliable measurements.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           Can it be used to store           whiskey and other spirits?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           The product is marketed           as a whiskey decanter.           Please confirm the finished           product's food-contact           suitability and care           instructions before using           it to store or serve beverages.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           Is this a good gift idea?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           It could make a fun gift           for adult friends,           whiskey enthusiasts,           nautical collectors,           and people who enjoy           unusual home-bar decor.           Its suggestive humor           makes it most appropriate           for recipients who appreciate           adult jokes.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           How long does shipping take?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           Our published shipping policy           lists approximately 2–3           business days of processing           and 11–18 business days           for standard delivery.           Actual delivery times           can vary by destination           and carrier.           \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003e             View Shipping Policy           \u003c\/a\u003e.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003e           What if I need to return my order?         \u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-answer\"\u003e           Contact customer support           within 60 days after delivery           to request a return.           Items must meet the conditions           listed in our published           return policy, including           original packaging           requirements.           \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003e             Read Return Policy           \u003c\/a\u003e.         \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- 11 FINAL CTA --\u003e \u003csection class=\"mfd-buy-area\" id=\"mfd-buy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-wrap mfd-pad\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-head\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e           THE ADVENTURE IS WAITING         \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mfd-heading\"\u003e           Ready to Explore\u003cbr\u003e           the Unknown?         \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mfd-text\"\u003e           Give your home bar           an unexpected twist           with a nautical-themed           collectible that's           anything but ordinary.         \u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-buy-box\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-eyebrow\"\u003e             ⚓ MUFF DIVER™           \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch3 class=\"mfd-product-name\"\u003e             Deep-Sea Diver\u003cbr\u003e             Whiskey Decanter           \u003c\/h3\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- REAL SHOPIFY PRICE --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-price-row\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-price\" id=\"mfd-price\"\u003e                $39.99              \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-old-price\" id=\"mfd-old-price\"\u003e                $60.00              \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mfd-saving\" id=\"mfd-saving\"\u003e                SAVE 33%              \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- NATIVE SHOPIFY PRODUCT FORM --\u003e \u003cform accept-charset=\"UTF-8\" action=\"\/cart\/add\" class=\"mfd-product-form\" enctype=\"multipart\/form-data\" id=\"mfd-product-form\" method=\"post\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"form_type\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"product\"\u003e\u003cinput name=\"utf8\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"✓\"\u003e \u003cinput name=\"id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"67687743226047\"\u003e \u003c!-- QUANTITY --\u003e \u003clabel class=\"mfd-form-label\" for=\"mfd-quantity\"\u003e                Quantity              \u003c\/label\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mfd-qty\"\u003e  \u003cinput aria-label=\"Quantity\" id=\"mfd-quantity\" inputmode=\"numeric\" max=\"99\" min=\"1\" name=\"quantity\" type=\"number\" value=\"1\"\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- CART BUTTON --\u003e  \u003cp class=\"mfd-status\" id=\"mfd-stock-status\"\u003e                                 Select your quantity                 and add to cart.                             \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cinput name=\"product-id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"15403907317951\"\u003e\u003cinput name=\"section-id\" type=\"hidden\" 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